Listening to “Catholics for Kamala” here are the points made so far, this is insane, I wish I can make these up:
Spokesperson is a literal Jewish senator
Biden is “Catholic”
Catholicism = Don’t be mean
“Democracy is more important than abortion.”
Kamala is a great protestant (she loves minorities!)
Trump is a bad protestant (and he's mean)
Abortion is ok under Catholicism, don't worry about it, let immigrants in the country.
“Guys look! The majority of Americans think abortion is ok, why can't Catholics believe the same!”
Trump wants Project 2025!
*Pope Francis's homily out of context*
“Catholics should care about the earth more than a clump of cells.”
“Catholics need to be more open to abortion.”
“All good-standing Catholics should vote to save democracy!”
*African Theology Study Professor begins speaking*
“Catholics have always been against monarchy and nationalism!”
“Christian Nationalism is evil!”
“Kamala Harris is a black Baptist with Hindu family members.”
Haitians totally aren't eating Cats and Dogs!
“Being Catholic means being economically social democrats.”
Authoritarianism is mean
“Don’t think about what the Pope said, ignore him, follow your heart instead.”
*Purple haired vegan begins speaking*
“Being Catholic means just loving others.”
“I’m an Italian!”
“My parents were political Catholics, they went when they had to go.”
“People shouldn't use the Bible when it's offensive.”
“There is no shortage of food, the economy is fine, but Trump will destroy it if he wins!”
“Under Trump, nobody could afford groceries.”
“Republicans call themselves Christian but don't want to let more immigrants in?”
“Think about the women of color!”
“Where does it say in the Bible to be against food stamps?”
“Kamala will end child poverty.”