Finally. Today is the day. It's time to graduate!
This class, this exceptional class, can prove to the world that a little knowledge can go a long way. Anyone can escape a history of disadvantage through education and employment opportunities.
All it takes is... Just. One. Person. Just one hiring manager to overcome their mental biases, see past your skin colour, look into your heart -- full of passion and ambition -- and say "it's your turn to shine now".
Now Laqueesha, come here for a second.
Okay, so before you go on stage, remember what we said -- when receiving your Masters in Molecular Neurobiology, step forward, bow to the Dean, accept your award and no twerking on the podium.
[Sigh]
Laqueesha, I don't want to remind you-
LAQUEESHA NO~~
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Someone sent him this chirpy clown clip, with the original soundtrack:
We need this guy on CIK to do running commentary on the top 5 viral chirps / juice / sloots of the month.
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