Buddy went to Italy to have his daughter get raped by an Egyptian. Good luck with the family dinners for the rest of your life.
Obviously white people have accepted that getting raped by ragheads is a normal part of life now, but for those of you who don't plan to live like this always remember to stay racist, at all times. When you do yoga in the morning, maybe hum "police arrive after the fact".
In the 90s and prior there were so many "what if it happened to you" movies, about these bizarre, somewhat plausible life changing situations. We're living in those movies now. Unfortunately, you probably won't be running someone down in the airport with a 9mm accompanied by FBI agents, you're just going to be sitting beside a hospital bed like a dope and enjoying silent car rides home.