Hey girrrl, oh you must be the new pilot, dayum, you fine, that air pressure gon' crush on you kkkkk...
Just don't eat dem smoky ribs up dair, aight?! Shhh... on tha low, they give me the turbulence 'n sheeee~
*ahem* Wsup my nikkaz and nikketz, welcome to Black Queen Air, dis here be Shaqueefa, the baddest black b**** y'all ever seen up front.
We finna take off as soon as my KFC nuggs gets here, yo. I ain't doin nuh-in until I get my wings, deez be the only wings that matter, cuz I be worth it.
If you see anything flashing, y'all know we just ignore allll dem red lights kkkkk.
So in case of emergency and we got an attitude problem, y'all best put on yo oxy masks and shut da f*** up, cuz nobody tells Shaqueefa what to do.