Martial Arts/MMA Thread

Australia Sucks said:


This video I posted earlier in the thread around the 1:30 mark the untrained guy walks into a brazilian jiu jitsu dojo and gets owned.



This video shows examples of Judo being used in real fights.
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You are stubborn and wrong. And lack real life experience. Go to a Muay Thai gym. Go to a posh area gym. Cause if you go to a bad neighborhood gym. You will come out without teeth. Make a lesson and come back WITH REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE. NOT THEORY. Because real life experience was what this forum was about before. Not theory. DATA SHEETS.
 
magoo said:
You are stubborn and wrong. And lack real life experience.
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I trained a tough style of karate and sparred against tough guys and copped my fair share of beatings. I could go in the ring against your average Muay Thai practitioner and it would be a decent fight. I actually plan on giving Muay Thai a go sometime in the future when I have more time and have gotten back into better shape first. As for street fights there were a few situations were a street fight could have happened but I de-escalated it. Of course I will always try to avoid a real fight if possible, Too many things can go wrong in a street fight even if you win.
 
We even fought gypsies once. We were playing snooker. A gypsy enters. Starts saying he wanted to play and making shit. We beat him up with the snooker stick. And threw him out like in western movies.
The place owner tells us we have to leave because gypsies would come back with more. We continued playing nothing hapenned.

A friends gets robbed in a garden. We would gather a crew and search for them. Found them beat them. They returned what they stole and we stole what they had.

The fighting also brought fond memories. When we talk about them between friends. It was always a great laugh. That and girls.
 
magoo said:
We even fought gypsies once. We were playing snooker. A gypsy enters. Starts saying he wanted to play and making shit. We beat him up with the snooker stick. And threw him out like in western movies.
The place owner tells us we have to leave because gypsies would come back with more. We continued playing nothing hapenned.

A friends gets robbed in a garden. We would gather a crew and search for them. Found them beat them. They returned what they stole and we stole what they had.

The fighting also brought fond memories. When we talk about them between friends. It was always a great laugh. That and girls.
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Its not the 1980s anymore. I know two examples of guys who got in deep shit with many legal headaches just for defending themselves and winning in a real/street fight (one was a Muay Thai practitioner and the other was a kickboxing practitioner). The other guys (some untrained thugs) got badly injured and it ended up in a lengthy court case, etc.
 
magoo said:
I taught my youngest to use his elbows. He beat up his entire school. But it´s too dangerous. So he is not using them anymore. But just teaching elbows is enough to establish superiority. I
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When he became an adult did he beat up an entire nightclub and did this club happen to be full of white knights?
 
Wutang said:
When he became an adult did he beat up an entire nightclub and did this club happen to be full of white knights?
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Youre still single right? Its a figure of speech. But yes he beat up all kids around him. He beat them up so hard they snitched on him. And he is grounded. And his afraid of using elbows now. But what led me to teach him elbows was the krav maga idiot. My goal is defense. The important is not getting hit.
 
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Australia Sucks said:
Its not the 1980s anymore. I know two examples of guys who got in deep shit with many legal headaches just for defending themselves and winning in a real/street fight (one was a Muay Thai practitioner and the other was a kickboxing practitioner). The other guys (some untrained thugs) got badly injured and it ended up in a lengthy court case, etc.
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Im a lawyer. And have friends in criminal courts. But yes its an headache.
The biggest problem is if they get your license plate. If not theres no reason why you cant run.

Generally what you do is counter sue. And negotiate so both give up lawsuits. At worse you pay for them to give up the lawsuit.

My last one a friend of mine made calls and it didnt even reach court. But the DA was pissed.

As I stated before the private classes videos are useful. Which was my goal.

And yes judo and bjj are for faggots. Its useless. Unless you want to become a profesional ufc fighter. They are best foundations. With indispensable striking. But if you just want to learn basics for street fight: Muay thai. I dont know when this place become a fluffy hangout where we lie each other just because we are sheep. Ok yeah. Go learn bjj it will work great.
 
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