I went out to a different church service last Sunday to go pray. After the service I got into a massive fight against 30+ local atheists. Why? Because one cheeky fedora tipper started shoving me in the narthex.
Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from the other atheists who were trying to group up on me. The priests saw the sinful behaviour of the atheists and told them to repent the hell down.
As the service is closing I hear 5 perishioners saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so atheists came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they blasphemed my savior to my face.
Despite their numbers, their lack of faith means I was barely phased. Two hail Marys and our father later and I was fine. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go to the pigs". Their demons fled their bodies and the pigs went off of a cliff.
Unlike the atheists, I had no trouble from the priests. One father even agreed that this all started over some dumb fedora tipper pushing me.
So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one fedora tipper can have over 30 atheists. I was safe that Sunday, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty sinners can get out there. Better to just pray and forgive in this case.
Obviously I'm gonna shove back. This inspired hatred from the other atheists who were trying to group up on me. The priests saw the sinful behaviour of the atheists and told them to repent the hell down.
As the service is closing I hear 5 perishioners saying there's gonna be trouble waiting for me outside. They were right. 30 or so atheists came up talking shit, but were too scared to hit me in the face, instead they blasphemed my savior to my face.
Despite their numbers, their lack of faith means I was barely phased. Two hail Marys and our father later and I was fine. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go to the pigs". Their demons fled their bodies and the pigs went off of a cliff.
Unlike the atheists, I had no trouble from the priests. One father even agreed that this all started over some dumb fedora tipper pushing me.
So guys the reason I'm sharing this is to show you the power one fedora tipper can have over 30 atheists. I was safe that Sunday, but I'm sure you can imagine how nasty sinners can get out there. Better to just pray and forgive in this case.
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