I was in a huge fight against atheists at the church

[FrancisK]

Outstanding

 

[WaveMechanic]

 

[eradicator]

Did you tell them to “go home?”

 

[homersheineken]

Totally destroyed my April 1 post

 

[Dusty]

Little Dark’s fight probably looked a lot like this:

 

[LaAguilaNegra]

OP face reveal.

 

[WaveMechanic]

OP face reveal.

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Here's the police sketch artist's drawing of OP.

 

[eradicator]

Little Dark’s fight probably looked a lot like this:

I found the full clip of what happened that night

 

[Let God Arise]

Guys, don't ask how I obtained it, but I found this video of Little Da... uh, I mean, the beast1 fighting all the atheists outside of church.

Maybe I'm getting old, but this wire-fu fighting, while looking cool when it came out, now looks like a skit from SNL.

 

[God's lonely asperger]

It was always kind of a joke. When I was a kid I'd see colleagues pretend to dodge bullets in slow motion while saying "MATRÍQUES" and laughing profusely.