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Warning: language!]
This has been my mental image of 'stralia for years (some profanity).
I cannot believe this got posted here.
At first I was like
And then I was like
This guy is obviously an extreme outlier, shared to perpetuate hurtful stereotypes
Now, for the
real deal on Australia.
First, there are actually very few dangerous animals here. But there are many types of annoying and loud mozzies (mosquitoes) as you can see:
Second, we have a lot of Asians. That is correct. But their BMI is low, their arms don't look like an unmonitored wall next to a toddler with crayons, and above all, they do tend to integrate quite quickly. As you can see, they don't mind playing some backyard cricket with the heritage folks:
"I was aiming for his head"
Third, Chris Hemsworth is really nothing special, and just an average bloke at Surfer's Paradise. All foreign ladies take notice of our masculine fortitude.
Indeed, it
is time to boost that Korean fertility rate. And the lads are here to help.