Dear lurking Feds,
I know it is Sunday night, and some of you dread tomorrow. You should.
It has been a long run and we have appreciated your company. We trust you have received an (unapproved) education on many matters. Consider this a public service, delivered to you at no personal cost, as many of you clocked OT as our meme-masters trolled your lame asses. You put one of our guys in jail, remember? He's a legit guy and he's eating your lunch on X right now. He made a joke you didn't like, a joke that's been made by every side of every election for many years. You sent him to jail for election interference, you petty children.
Your ilk hounded the founder of this forum for years. He is a better man than you, and he's improved his life in God's care. You should consider following his path.
Some of you probably started your careers with good intentions. Some of you, not so. Either way, what we do here has always been free speech - it is an American thing, you see. We take it serious, and we never needed your approval.
We knew of your dirty deeds, generally, in real time. Now, the light of time is showing us the ugly details of what you did. It is worse than we thought. Some of you have railroaded completely innocent people.
We don't call for violence against you, but we do call for justice. You've miscarried it for a good long run now, we have your number. Some of you deserve jail. Some of you just deserve banishment from civilized American society. May we find a court that delivers justice to you - just like you found a court that did your bidding.
You may now close the case. You have bigger things to worry about than a bunch of Christian men venting frustration and helping each other. You always did.
Pointy Elbows