Disney U-turn on Snow White

[Caduceus]

 

[GodfatherPartTwo]

The original Snow White as collated in Grimm's Fairytales is a Christian allegory. For that reason, it was one of my favorite Disney films. Can't beat the classics. Everything I've heard about this reimagining is disappointingly predictable:
https://www.wordonfire.org/articles/woke-snow-white-abandons-the-fairytales-christian-roots/

 

[El Dorado]

From what I've seen and read, the only thing that they got right was casting a Jew(ess) as the villain.

 

[PurpleUrkel]

 

[Caduceus]

 

[SkiPro]

Rachel Zegler is better looking than Gal Gadot.

Fight me.

In all seriousness, though, Hollywood ran out of ideas so long ago they came up with this one: We'll make the same movie repeatedly, albeit with a different cast. If you don't pay to see it again, it's 'cause you're racist.

Rachel Zegler looks like the eastern European Pro dodgeball player in Dodgeball. Once you've know this you can't unsee it.

 

[SpyofMoses]

Once you've know this you can't unsee it.

Ok, I admit: Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky  is in fact, cuter than Rachel Zegler. But while we're being honest here, Fran was the true beauty of that hollywood masterpiece, after all.

Mirror, mirror,
on the wall,
Who is best,
at dodgeball?

 

[RedLagoon]

Gal Gadot can't act but she's still much better looking than Rachel Ziegler lmao and probably not as annoying even though she is Mossad. Best thing about that flick is that I will never see it.