The Off-Topic and Random Thoughts Thread(Anything Goes!)

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PurpleUrkel said:
This is great news! Kill all grass. Let the grass die. Enough with grass. Bring back trees. Trees are far superior to grass. What's with all the grass? Why does everybody need grass? Stop cutting trees down and planting grass. If God wanted grass in your front lawn he would of put grass there, but he didn't, he put trees there, and then what did you do? You cut God's trees down and planted grass. Grass is sacrilege. Grass is the work of the devil. Stop planting, feeding, and maintaining grass. This goes for golf too, golf is bad and not a real man's sport. Surfing is the sport of kings where you can die and get eaten by a wild animal while pursuing your favorite pastime. It's a very manly sport, and best of all it requires no grass.
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I bet you don't approve of telling people to touch grass when they need to get back to the simple things in life.
 
PurpleUrkel said:
This is great news! Kill all grass. Let the grass die. Enough with grass. Bring back trees. Trees are far superior to grass. What's with all the grass? Why does everybody need grass? Stop cutting trees down and planting grass. If God wanted grass in your front lawn he would have put grass there, but he didn't, he put trees there, and then what did you do? You cut God's trees down and planted grass. Grass is sacrilege. Grass is the work of the devil. Stop planting, feeding, and maintaining grass. This goes for golf too, golf is bad and not a real man's sport. Surfing is the sport of kings where you can die and get eaten by a wild animal while pursuing your favorite pastime. It's a very manly sport, and best of all it requires no grass.
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Ever seen someone like Brooks Koepka play golf?
 
Thomas More said:
I bet you don't approve of telling people to touch grass when they need to get back to the simple things in life.
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Oh yes, absolutely touch grass, just make sure it's natural wild uncut long grass without fertilizer killing everything and having to hire illegals to cut it every two weeks so you can pull into your driveway thinking, "Look at all my beautiful super short grass with diagonal lines in it! I love this grass!"

Gazza said:
Ever seen someone like Brooks Koepka play golf?
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Are there grizzly bears on the grass when he looks gay swinging that stick at the sports ball?
 
PurpleUrkel said:
Oh yes, absolutely touch grass, just make sure it's natural wild uncut long grass without fertilizer killing everything and having to hire illegals to cut it every two weeks so you can pull into your driveway thinking, "Look at all my beautiful super short grass with diagonal lines in it! I love this grass!"


Are there grizzly bears on the grass when he looks gay swinging that stick at the sports ball?
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PurpleUrkel said:
Grass. America has a grass problem. The amount of money and manpower spent mowing grass is peak clown world. Why not just let it grow? It only grows to two feet. Hundreds of millions a dollars a year over two feet? And to make things even more clownish, long grass actually is more beautiful than short grass!

I was driving down I-40 today and there was a crew of 10 illegal wetbacks in state owned vehicles trimming the grass on the side of the highway with WEED WHACKERS! This is the top priority for The State? Why is a crew of 10 illegals trimming the 1 foot strip between the metal guard rail and the paved shoulder of the highway all day for 5 miles with weedwhackers when one white man on a small John Deere riding lawnmower could do the same 5 mile strip in 2 hours? Better yet, leave the grass alone! What did the grass ever do to you to warrant such an obsession with cutting it? And, do (((they))) use our tax dollars to mow the grass on the shoulders of I-40 for 2,800 miles all the way to California? Yes, yes they do.

F*ck the grass!

Stop mowing grass.

Friends don't let friends mow grass.
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I think the same, then I got a ticket from my local council because long grass grass "dangerous".

I know that bush fires are a real threat but this was in the middle of the suburbs.
 
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