The Off-Topic and Random Thoughts Thread(Anything Goes!)

[Thomas More]

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This is great news! Kill all grass. Let the grass die. Enough with grass. Bring back trees. Trees are far superior to grass. What's with all the grass? Why does everybody need grass? Stop cutting trees down and planting grass. If God wanted grass in your front lawn he would of put grass there, but he didn't, he put trees there, and then what did you do? You cut God's trees down and planted grass. Grass is sacrilege. Grass is the work of the devil. Stop planting, feeding, and maintaining grass. This goes for golf too, golf is bad and not a real man's sport. Surfing is the sport of kings where you can die and get eaten by a wild animal while pursuing your favorite pastime. It's a very manly sport, and best of all it requires no grass.

I bet you don't approve of telling people to touch grass when they need to get back to the simple things in life.

 

[Gazza]

This is great news! Kill all grass. Let the grass die. Enough with grass. Bring back trees. Trees are far superior to grass. What's with all the grass? Why does everybody need grass? Stop cutting trees down and planting grass. If God wanted grass in your front lawn he would have put grass there, but he didn't, he put trees there, and then what did you do? You cut God's trees down and planted grass. Grass is sacrilege. Grass is the work of the devil. Stop planting, feeding, and maintaining grass. This goes for golf too, golf is bad and not a real man's sport. Surfing is the sport of kings where you can die and get eaten by a wild animal while pursuing your favorite pastime. It's a very manly sport, and best of all it requires no grass.

Ever seen someone like Brooks Koepka play golf?

 

[PurpleUrkel]

I bet you don't approve of telling people to touch grass when they need to get back to the simple things in life.

Oh yes, absolutely touch grass, just make sure it's natural wild uncut long grass without fertilizer killing everything and having to hire illegals to cut it every two weeks so you can pull into your driveway thinking, "Look at all my beautiful super short grass with diagonal lines in it! I love this grass!"

Ever seen someone like Brooks Koepka play golf?

Are there grizzly bears on the grass when he looks gay swinging that stick at the sports ball?

 

[Thomas More]

Oh yes, absolutely touch grass, just make sure it's natural wild uncut long grass without fertilizer killing everything and having to hire illegals to cut it every two weeks so you can pull into your driveway thinking, "Look at all my beautiful super short grass with diagonal lines in it! I love this grass!"


Are there grizzly bears on the grass when he looks gay swinging that stick at the sports ball?