What You Think Members Look Like
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I wish I had a 1960s Strat@Lawrence87 when he is outside the church
@Steady Hands @Gazza and @Kiwi squashing historical trans-tasman sporting rivalries to joining forces at a cricket game:
@RedLagoon in 2035 contesting mandated community service (wind farm propeller maintenance) for clicking a button on his phone:
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Bizarro-world versions of @cosine and @ginsu on their health and wellbeing podcast:
Post-podcast listener IQs:
Dashcam footage of @chance vought being offered fiat dollars to settle a traffic dispute, but he stands firm and negotiates to receive payment in bitcoin:
@Steady Hands @Gazza and @Kiwi squashing historical trans-tasman sporting rivalries to joining forces at a cricket game:
@RedLagoon in 2035 contesting mandated community service (wind farm propeller maintenance) for clicking a button on his phone:
Bizarro-world versions of @cosine and @ginsu on their health and wellbeing podcast:
Post-podcast listener IQs:
Dashcam footage of @chance vought being offered fiat dollars to settle a traffic dispute, but he stands firm and negotiates to receive payment in bitcoin:
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I'm not sure what this represents.
Most of my content on CIK is about comedy, satire and other entertainment, along with the occasional sincere long-form deep dive into a topic.
All of my posts in this thread are solely designed to make the readers smile, chuckle, laugh, nod their head, or otherwise be entertained in some way.
So if I didn't achieve this, then mate I apologise and that's on me.
There's no offense brother, you're obviously much better at comedy than me.
You saying I'd work on propellers spiked a certain interest in me, that's all.
More recently It is my time is more like
I've always pictured him more like this.
Tyrone Vibranium
Catholic
Samseau enjoying his favorite sunscreen :
Don't get burn skinny white boy.
Don't get burn skinny white boy.
How dare you
Samseau is the exact opposite of this description.
a. During his interview with The Young Penitent, Samseau remarked that he was born into the Antiochian Church, indicating that he is of Middle Eastern ancestry.
b. Despite being Middle Eastern, he is not a typical camel rider or "raghead." Due to his success in attracting women and being a ladies' man, it can be assumed that he is exceptionally dashing and possesses an irresistible allure.
c. He has charisma and a charming presence, as implied by the fact that during the interview, when Roosh tested him to see if he was a "keyboard jockey," Samseau passed with flying colors.
d. He is well-built and muscular, as suggested by a comment he made in a Lent thread about worrying about getting enough protein when working out.
e. He grows a beard that his girlfriend likes.
f. He is a ladies' man to whom women naturally gravitate. He can easily attract any woman he desires, but he chooses not to act on it due to his indomitable self-control.
g. He is a master dancer, skilled both in night venue dancing and partner dancing. Rachael Gunn could certainly benefit from learning to dance from Samseau himself.
h. He has a commanding presence, an alpha in the truest sense of the word, making other males appear beta in comparison. Many men have tried to out-alpha him, but none have succeeded, and they ended up leaving the forum.
i. He is the true successor to Roosh; if Roosh were Ip Man, Samseau would be Bruce Lee.
Words alone cannot adequately describe Samseau, and even pictures struggle to capture his brilliance and prowess. While these images may offer a glimpse of his essence, they fall short of encapsulating the full extent of his extraordinary nature.
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Someone's bucking for a promotion.
Someone's bucking for a promotion.
She hated the beard, but I didn't care and grew it out all the time. Also, she's no longer my gf, we broke up because she wouldn't convert.
Hahaha, it's obvious, isn't it?
I saw an opportunity to gain Samseau's approval. I've been hoping that the next time I make some
I actually think Samseau drives an old steam engine around with a tender full of his own cut wood and one carriage full of young women seeking salvation in some God forsaken frozen wilderness where he's building the track in front of him at the same time, all alone. To keep his spirits up he prays to God that he finds that magical place where he can start a new Orthodox haven.
Thank God he has Starlink to tell us about it eventually.
(Just kidding)
Or am I?
Thank God he has Starlink to tell us about it eventually.
(Just kidding)
Or am I?
It's easy to visualize this, so it's probably true.