"First, Senator Warren, Hi-how-are-ya, Hi-how-are-ya? You seem to going a bit off the reservation about the personal profiting allegations against me and because I don't want you big mad and to leave in a Trail of Tears, I want to emphasize I will not take any wampum for personal gain. I am not for sale. I must ask you, though, Senator...have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon? As a peace offering, I bring a bouquet of pollinated flowers for your hummingbird friend. Finally, I do regret to inform you that on the drive here, I unintentionally ran over your raccoon pal with my car. I promise, though, to consume and use every part of his body, in your honor. Let us paint with all the colors of the wind."
-RFK Jr., probably.