literally the most entertaining outcome possible would be that Epstein was an intelligence asset, faked his own death with the state's help and was removed from his cell, moved to Israel and alter his physical appearance and become a recluse, gave up his entire prior life and people who he knew but couldn't stand the thought of giving up his hard-earned Fortnite victory umbrellas and exclusive skins, back blings, and emotes no longer available in the item shop...
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