Memes and GIFs that Will Instantly Trigger Normiecons

Chiosboy90 said:
I was joking with a friend that working for ICE would be our dreamjob. As I see on the dude on the left, you dont need any military training? Do you accept foreign people to join? I would relocate for that job haha.
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That dude is border patrol. Not sure if they have the same qualification standards.
 



I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American
Slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the side of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and
took off before the lights changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself,
"man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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