This reminds me of when I was in Bali, in Indonesia, about 20 years ago. I was in a department store with my then girlfriend and while she was off looking at clothes I was standing by an ashtray smoking my lungs out because I thought it was so cool that you could smoke cigarettes anywhere there.
It was hot and I had my shirt unbuttoned, showing off the bit of a belly I was developing. A female Indonesian sales assistant came up to me, pointed to my gut and said "you're fat." Being taken aback I immediately shot back saying "oh yeah, well, you've got small tits" and then walked off.