Clown World Thread

[FrostBITE]

 

[TruckDriver9]

Helen of Troy is getting a reboot in 2026 — 22 years after the 2004 version

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Helen of Detroit

 

[The Penitent Man]

Helen of Troy is getting a reboot in 2026 — 22 years after the 2004 version

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[Giordano Bruno]

FBI agent didn't click on a youtube link because he thought it had child pornography.

I can't even.

 

[Thomas More]

Groundhog gate!

 

[Pravoslavac]

Well, after all it's a 'ground' hog so turning it into a burger seems perfectly fine. It won't see it's shadow that way also so a win-win.

 

[Caduceus]

 

[Caduceus]

 

[The Penitent Man]

 

[Eagle3]

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This was her after the big cat tore off her face:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2026/01/26/11/105829989-15498121-image-m-17_1769428083256.jpg

Moment skier is attacked by snow leopard while trying to take a selfie

Video footage shows the tourist trapped underneath the leopard in deep snow before being helped away by people, clutching her face pouring with blood.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Despite warnings the previous day by authorities after the animal was sighted in the area, the skier moved within 10 feet of the animal after spotting it in the snow and reportedly not being able to get a good enough angle for a snap.

The animal pounced on the woman and mauled her face before being chased away by a ski instructor waving his poles at the beast

Idiot.

 

[Eagle3]

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[The Penitent Man]

This was her after the big cat tore off her face:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2026/01/26/11/105829989-15498121-image-m-17_1769428083256.jpg

Moment skier is attacked by snow leopard while trying to take a selfie

Video footage shows the tourist trapped underneath the leopard in deep snow before being helped away by people, clutching her face pouring with blood.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Idiot.

I hope she was able to protect her eyes.

 

[The Penitent Man]

 

[homersheineken]

I hope she was able to protect her eyes.

Does it matter, she's already blind to reality.

 

[The Penitent Man]

 

[Caduceus]

 

[The Penitent Man]

 

[Caduceus]

 

[cormy_cormorant]

I'm not sure whether to be in awe or disgusted by their relatively high birth rates. I mean, fair play, I couldn't do it. So many of them seem to look like that.

Also, you can prolong your life by not blowing yourself up in the name of a demon who approves of gang raping children, but sends you to hell for eating a bacon sandwich.

they take offence to people consuming bacon because they resemble swine themselves