Trump's Introduction:
"Thank you, thank you, folks, tremendous crowd here today, the best, nobody does crowds like me, believe me. We’re here to talk about something fantastic, something huge, something that’s gonna make your wallets great again—better than ever before. I’ve got a guy, a tremendous guy, nobody knows crypto like this guy, okay? He’s like Christopher Columbus, but with better hair and more luxurious scams—I mean, plans, tremendous plans.
Let me tell you about Carlos Matos, folks. Carlos—where’s Carlos? There he is, look at him, high energy, unbelievable energy, like me after three Diet Cokes, just unstoppable. Carlos comes from Bitconnect, which I hear—people are saying, and I don’t know, I’m not a tech guy, I’m a winner, but they’re saying it’s the greatest thing since Trump Tower. A coin, a digital coin, so beautiful, so shiny, it’s like my buildings but you can put it in your pocket—well, not really, it’s digital, but you get the idea, folks.
Carlos is gonna come up here, he’s gonna scream, he’s gonna shout, he’s gonna tell you, ‘WASSA WASSA WASSA,’ whatever that means—I don’t know, but it’s fantastic, it’s exciting, it’s like a rally but with more dancing. He loves it, I love it, we’re making money, we’re winning, it’s gonna be huge. Nobody does Ponzi—I mean, profits—like Carlos Matos. I said to him, I said, ‘Carlos, you’re like me, a genius, a visionary, but maybe less handsome, just a little, not much.’ He laughed, great guy, loves me, everybody does.
So get ready, folks, put your hands together, invest everything you’ve got—smart people are saying it’s a sure thing, the best thing, like Trump Steaks but for your computer. Here he is, the king of Bitconnect, Carlos Matos—take it away, Carlos, make America rich again!"
