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Ha! The man has no social media! The Horror!



Yea this tracks when I tell some girls I don't have social media they get suspicious of me, it's actually a pretty good indicator of girls I should know better than to associate with. Met a chick not too long ago who freaked out about going out with me because she couldn't look me up online.....I didn't even know what to say to her to explain how backwards stupid she is.
 
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Tell her if she wants to find you online, to join this Christian forum and have some humility. I'm sure that will work.

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Yea this tracks when I tell some girls I don't have social media they get suspicious of me, it's actually a pretty good indicator of girls I should know better than to associate with. Met a chick not too long ago who freaked out about going out with me because she couldn't look me up online.....I didn't even know what to say to her to explain how backwards stupid she is.
...she couldn't look me up online

That's just woman-speak for "I couldn't stalk him online".

They'll claim they're just doing it to "protect themselves". Tell them if they want to protect themselves, go hide under their bed and don't come out.

 
I applied to a local charity that matches mentors with fatherless boys. I was rejected because I have no social media accounts.

You definitely win the prize for most backwards bullshit of the day...

It's a good thing you're trying to do but please be careful with what you say and do. I was a big brother once I've told this story before, not exactly that program but one similar, and the mother of the poor kid tried to report me for inappropriate conduct after I ignored her advances. I wasn't facing charges or anything crazy but I was thoroughly chastised by the guy running the program in a voicemail thinking I was some sex hound. Luckily I had all the text messages and he apologized up and down to me after I showed them to him as I immediately went to his office, I wasn't about to let anyone drag my name through the mud. I don't know how the dumb woman actually thought she would get away with the accusations as if she wasn't the one completely in the wrong, maybe she had hoped I just deleted the texts or she was that stupid I'm not sure. I never saw the kid again which hurt and really sucked because he didn't do anything wrong he was a good kid but I have followed him online and thank God he appears to be doing well for himself.
 
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You definitely win the prize for most backwards bullshit of the day...

It's a good thing you're trying to do but please be careful with what you say and do. I was a big brother once I've told this story before, not exactly that program but one similar, and the mother of the poor kid tried to report me for inappropriate conduct after I ignored her advances. I wasn't facing charges or anything crazy but I was thoroughly chastised by the guy running the program in a voicemail thinking I was some sex hound. Luckily I had all the text messages and he apologized up and down to me after I showed them to him as I immediately went to his office, I wasn't about to let anyone drag my name through the mud. I don't know how the dumb woman actually thought she would get away with the accusations as if she wasn't the one completely in the wrong, maybe she had hoped I just deleted the texts or she was that stupid I'm not sure. I never saw the kid again which hurt and really sucked because he didn't do anything wrong he was a good kid but I have followed him online and thank God he appears to be doing well for himself.

That was a brilliant move. It's great that you kept the text messages and didn't delete them. In today's misandrist world, the lies of a woman are believed more easily than the honesty of a man.

Speaking of ignoring her advances, I honestly believe this could be the real reason why actor Henry Cavill was outed from the Witcher series. He was accused of "creating a toxic atmosphere for women" on the set. But I truly believe that Henry, -- one of the most good looking men out there -- simply rejected these women's advances. Their egos couldn't handle it, so they accused him of "creating a toxic atmosphere for women".

Cunts.

Their loss though. Someone online wrote that the series after his departure was like the "Temu version of Witcher". :LOL:
 
That was a brilliant move. It's great that you kept the text messages and didn't delete them. In today's misandrist world, the lies of a woman are believed more easily than the honesty of a man.

Speaking of ignoring her advances, I honestly believe this could be the real reason why actor Henry Cavill was outed from the Witcher series. He was accused of "creating a toxic atmosphere for women" on the set. But I truly believe that Henry, -- one of the most good looking men out there -- simply rejected these women's advances. Their egos couldn't handle it, so they accused him of "creating a toxic atmosphere for women".

Cunts.

Their loss though. Someone online wrote that the series after his departure was like the "Temu version of Witcher". :LOL:

You're right in that and it's sad, I also volunteered at a children's hospital in the past and encountered this same type of thing although I wasn't accused of anything in that case just one of the women had the same type of behavior. I think I've told that story before as well.


With the big brother program it was like ten years ago and the guy running the program was a good man he only believed the woman because what she claimed would have been so easily disproven that it made no sense for it to be a lie. He wasn't that guy he was an old school tough guy but when this woman called him and told him I was sending her dick pics telling her to do sexual favors for me because I took her kid to the arcade and she had them to show him he just thought how the hell would someone lie about that as if he wouldn't find out the truth. When I showed him the actual texts and it was her telling me to come over because her kid was scared of a storm and needed a man in the house then when I didn't reply she started sending me pictures of all of her 250lbs in lingerie to which I also ignored he stood up took my hand and pleaded for my forgiveness over and over about the nasty voicemail he left me 30 minutes prior.

She was just a bad person and she put everyone in a horrible spot with her little stunt. After he was finished emphatically apologizing and I calmed him down he sat back at his desk and looked like his dog just died, I didn't envy him and the decision he had to make. Obviously I wasn't going to see the kid again but he had to decide if the actions of this dumb bitch meant that he had to throw the kid out of the program because of her when the kid very obviously needed support in his life. The poor kid didn't do anything wrong, he was a good kid he just had been dealt a bad hand in life and the couple times I took him out he was so appreciative and happy it was like he didn't know that someone could actually care about him and do things for him.

That was a really shitty day all around, when it happened I was angry but now it just makes me sad...
 
I applied to a local charity that matches mentors with fatherless boys. I was rejected because I have no social media accounts.
Like that one happy weird family across the street from Montag in Fahrenheit 451 that doesn't own a 4-wall TV. I bet you have illegal books in your house too.
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You definitely win the prize for most backwards bullshit of the day...

It's a good thing you're trying to do but please be careful with what you say and do. I was a big brother once I've told this story before, not exactly that program but one similar, and the mother of the poor kid tried to report me for inappropriate conduct after I ignored her advances. I wasn't facing charges or anything crazy but I was thoroughly chastised by the guy running the program in a voicemail thinking I was some sex hound. Luckily I had all the text messages and he apologized up and down to me after I showed them to him as I immediately went to his office, I wasn't about to let anyone drag my name through the mud. I don't know how the dumb woman actually thought she would get away with the accusations as if she wasn't the one completely in the wrong, maybe she had hoped I just deleted the texts or she was that stupid I'm not sure. I never saw the kid again which hurt and really sucked because he didn't do anything wrong he was a good kid but I have followed him online and thank God he appears to be doing well for himself.

That's messed up -- glad you avoided serious consequences just for trying to do a good deed.

The program that rejected me is Son of a Saint -- not Big Brother, but similar. It's a damn shame that men can't pursue mentorship roles in charities, teaching, scouting, etc., for fear of catching a false accusation. Most boys never have a male teacher until they get to high school. Is it any wonder we've got a crisis of feminized soyboys? Terrible.
 
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