Clown World Thread

[TruckDriver9]

What could possibly go wrong?

After seeing the pilot, I wouldn't stay long enough to find out.

 

[Gazza]

After seeing the pilot, I wouldn't stay long enough to find out.

I’d take off like Ben Johnson in the ‘88 Olympics.

 

[InspCallahan]

I’d take off like Ben Johnson in the ‘88 Olympics.

Or maybe?....

 

[Dusty]

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This is a sad one. My 1990s crush.

Another one:



How she used to look:

 

[Australia Sucks]

How does she compare to other crushes you bad from that era? My guess is that a lot of 90s hotties that we knew in person are even worse.

On a positive note Kate Beckinsale still looks decent and Shakira is still looking fantastic. So not all of the old icons have fallen.

 

[ed plrbs unm]

I’d take off like Ben Johnson in the ‘88 Olympics.

Reminds me of an old joke:

-what did Ben Johnson say about being disqualified from the Olympics?
"Man, I didn't take no stereo!"

 

[Matsufubu]

On a positive note Kate Beckinsale still looks decent and Shakira is still looking fantastic. So not all of the old icons have fallen.

Google 'Kate Beckinsale latest' and marvel at the weird android she has become. She was one of my favourites...a caution to grow old gracefully. It must be very painful for them to lose everything that gave them fame.

 

[Australia Sucks]

Google 'Kate Beckinsale latest' and marvel at the weird android she has become. She was one of my favourites...a caution to grow old gracefully. It must be very painful for them to lose everything that gave them fame.

For sure Kate Beckinsale is looking a bit plastic these days. But still for 52 she is still looking okay. Obviously nothing like the top tier beauty she was in her youth but for 52 she isn't too shabby and most guys would still bang.

 

[The Penitent Man]

In fairness, I don't want my sisters riding in an uber with some random inbred muzzie or maniac unhinged negro which is 90% of what makes up male uber drives. I don't think that one is clown world I think that one is in the win column if you look at it in a different mindset.

In clown world this can be circumvented simply by being a tranny. Imagine being a female seeking to avoid a male sex freak driver by selecting a female driver and, once you enter the car and it starts driving away, your driver turns to face you and it’s a huge tranny!

 

[FrancisK]

In clown world this can be circumvented simply by being a tranny. Imagine being a female seeking to avoid a male sex freak driver by selecting a female driver and, once you enter the car and it starts driving away, your driver turns to face you and it’s a huge tranny!

Oof....don't put that in my head