Hai!
So, bcuz the forum wants to be forgiving, anyone who is suspected of trolling will be JAILED in the troll's lunge! Maybe you are a troll, or maybe you just had a bad day. We can't know until you've been in here. What does being in Troll's Lounge mean? That means they can't see other postings. They can only see what's posted in here. If you are a suspected troll you can make your case as to why you are not a troll in here, or use this space to calm down.
So bcuz my favorite man is Jordan Petersohn I want to base the rulez for Troll's Lounge on his textbook 12 Rules for Life. But I'm a bit disappointed with Jordan over the last two years. Now he mostly shouts at rats and trolls. Being more kind Jordan! Needs to be rules 13. But I did like his interviewings with Benyamin
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. Where was his visit to Rabbies Moshe?
Here's the rules:
Yours,
Eyearrtee Coomerreddy
So, bcuz the forum wants to be forgiving, anyone who is suspected of trolling will be JAILED in the troll's lunge! Maybe you are a troll, or maybe you just had a bad day. We can't know until you've been in here. What does being in Troll's Lounge mean? That means they can't see other postings. They can only see what's posted in here. If you are a suspected troll you can make your case as to why you are not a troll in here, or use this space to calm down.
So bcuz my favorite man is Jordan Petersohn I want to base the rulez for Troll's Lounge on his textbook 12 Rules for Life. But I'm a bit disappointed with Jordan over the last two years. Now he mostly shouts at rats and trolls. Being more kind Jordan! Needs to be rules 13. But I did like his interviewings with Benyamin
'n. Where was his visit to Rabbies Moshe?Here's the rules:
- "Stand up straight and do not rub hands." - You've been spotted as a possible troll, do not rage quit like a bambino, stand strong and make your case as a gigantic man. People will respect you for it. Hand rubbing shows you are plotting. BAN.
- "Treat your troll's lounge jaunt as you would a rehab visit." - You're whacked up on benzos and mum has stowed you in a mental health facility. You've hit rock bottom. This is a place for sensual healings.
- "Make frens with people who want the best for you." - Rite now I am your only friend and I will help you. But I'm really bz, so you need to start networking with other Top Gs.
- "Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today." - Yesterday you were a troll. Do not compare yourself to some1 high-tier like David Hasselhoffs or @Kurt Eichenwald. Do one thing to improve today and look back at full-troll self you of yesterday with a smile.
- "Do not post anything that makes you dislike yourself." - Before you make a post, ask yourself - "Could someone picture me wearing a Fedora for posting this?" If "yes" you've just reversed off faux pas boulevard. Thank me later.
- "Set your house in perfect order before you criticize the world." - Are you trying to genocide your neighbours again? Might be why they hate you.
- "No racisms." - Except against dalits and other nightsoil cleaners.
- "Tell the truth – or, at least, don't lie." - Jordan was very good at this. When you want to avoid a lie, crying is an option. Works better for whamen.
- "Assume that the person you are listening to might know something you don't." - I made a million lak rupees by doing the opposite of NYT award winning economist Paul Kruggmann. It's a savage garden, fren.
- “Be precise In Your Speech.” - Have you ever joined a subscription site and been automatically re-billed without realising it? What race does that? Not a good look.
- "Do not bother children while they are skateboarding." - This means speak openly but with respect. This is not a place for overprotective parenting. That's how hipsters happened.
- "Pet a cat when you encounter one in the street." - Be kind.
Yours,
Eyearrtee Coomerreddy
