Clown World Thread

[homersheineken]

I was sooo wrong!

Diversity is such a strength!

Oh man my sides are hurting from the laughter, building up my ab strength!

Moar police woman, moar! I DO love Seattle for making my day happy!

She reaches for her gun and misses! Twice!!!

 

[Droughtmeat]

An African prophet named Ebo Noah predicted a flood that would end the world. 280k people went to meet him on the day of the flood, many donated cash for the arcs he built that would rescue everybody. Ebo then said God told him the flood had been postponed.

 

[Shaquilleoatmeal]

 

[eradicator]

The haka has jumped the shark. There was a point when it was kind of cool that they had this authentic relic from the time when they were cannibal savages, and were using it to hold onto their cultural identity.

It was even cool the first time they did it in Parliament, to celebrate some milestone of participation, I forget what.

However, they went to that well too many times. This most recent episode in Parliament is being ridiculed around the world. Now these wannabe cannibals just look like idiots in front of all of humanity. Oops!

I bet we'll see less of this now. At worst, they'll be slow to realize how cringe it has become, but it will sink in pretty soon, and they'll knock it off for the most part.

I’ll quote from Kona from the old forums talking about Tongans

“Google Fakaleiti. Its a Tongan tradition. They defend it like it's their constitution. These guys are going around saying gays should be damned, but then their own culture supports faggotry in its own little way. Bullshit.

Tongans are all about family and patriarchy and religion and all things conservative. OOOPS, They always forget about the mahu in the family though!

Basically, the family raises one of their sons as a girl. That girl blows all its brothers. I'm not joking. The mahu brother or sister or whatever you call it becomes like the third in command of the family. It's fucked up.”

 

[Read_Lives_of_Saints]

 

[Giordano Bruno]

New Star Wars Animated Series Features A 'They/Them' Jedi

Thinking about it... If Anakin is the Chosen one, and was born from the Force in Legends, and the Republic is meant to be a representation of modern liberals...

Does that mean even when Star Wars was filmed, liberals thought that Jesus Christ would kill them all if he ever returned?

Christ means Anointed or the Chosen One.